The Cabin In The Woods: A Haunted Vacation

A few Falls back, I planned a romantic trip to the mountains of North Carolina. I’m a bargain shopper by nature, and spent countless hours searching for a cabin with all of the amenities, that wouldn’t break the bank. I was woefully realizing that $250-$300 per night, was the going rate for the items on … Continue reading →

Sunday In The South Photos: Spooky Fall, Ya’ll

It was so tempting to just spend my Sunday under the blankets, while watching a Chopped marathon. It was tempting but today’s weather was the kind that would make you feel guilty for squandering it. Halloween is right around the corner, so I decided to visit The City Cemetery. It was established in 1798, and that … Continue reading →

The Wine Snobs

I know a bit about wine. I know more than the average bear but far less than a Sommelier. If you are a manager at an upscale Italian restaurant, you damn well should know the difference between Barolo and Brunello. Not knowing the basics is equivalent to not knowing your ass from a hole in the … Continue reading →

The Saddest Dog In The World

Sarah Mclachlan will not be sappily serenading this pup. If you live overseas, that’s a reference to a series of SPCA spots that showcase mangled dogs with Sarah’s syrupy sweet “In The Arms Of The Angels” song, playing in the background. Lucy the dog, is a rescue and she is loved infinitely. My mate never … Continue reading →

Becoming British

I have a strange fascination with the people across ‘the pond’. I’m enamored of their signature dry wit, and the fact that their coarse humor still manages to sound dignified. Adopting their slang is irresistible, and I try to sneak it in at any given moment. The problem is: you can’t go ‘full British’ without being … Continue reading →

Debbie Downer

Nobody likes you Debbie Downer. If you don’t know why, and your name hasn’t given you a hint, allow me to fill you in. You piss in peoples’ cornflakes, you poop on parties and you’re a general drag. Not to mention the fact that you’re rather unsanitary. Seriously, just find a bathroom because this girl, … Continue reading →

The Problem With Texans: Not Enough State Pride

I’m pretty sure that no one has ever said this. Texans and New Yorkers share an obnoxious bond when it comes to boasting about our states. As a transplant to NC, I try to curb my enthusiasm, but it’s difficult when you know that you come from the greatest state in the nation! This ingrained … Continue reading →

Cleopatra Halloween Costume: Redux

Daddy issues are a dime a dozen, so I’ll spare you from my refrain. To make a very long story, very short: I will say that I had a dad who was nice to his girls on Birthdays, Christmas and Valentines Day. There was a peace treaty enacted on these days, so we all looked … Continue reading →

Oh Barbie-I’m In Trouble

I’ve never hidden or been ashamed by the fact that I am a girly-girl. I like pretty things, and if they happen to sparkle, I see that as a plus. I played with Barbies until I was “too old” to play with them but I’ve never stopped admiring their adaptability or iconic fashion statements. I … Continue reading →

Sunday In The South Photos: A Frightful Night

If the Headless Horseman ever decided to relocate from The Sleepy Hollow to a sleepy southern metropolis, tonight would have been his night. I woke up this morning as spry as usual, and ready to make the most of our free time. This afternoon was slated as our annual pumpkin picking day. It’s one of my favorite days … Continue reading →