As soon as our plane touched earth in Hawaii, Derek and I were ushered towards an adventure package we hadn’t signed up for. We climbed a treacherous path of spinach-green craggy hills that overlooked a cerulean blue lagoon. Fossils were imbedded in the rocks that jutted out on our left, and as we passed each … Continue reading
Swearing wasn’t just taboo in my home, it was also a great money-making opportunity! I’ve mentioned that I come from a long line of entrepreneurs, and I think this might be what lit that fire in me. My dad had a potty mouth that rivaled the string of smut that flowed from the dad … Continue reading
Image credit:http://hdwallpapersstock.blogspot.com/2011/12/penguin-wallpapers.html This tale isn’t about Penguins at all, but it is about animals who mate for life. My two top-commenters are vegetarians, so they’d definitely say no to the query. Hi, Marissa! Hi, Paola! Just the other day, I was walking through an affluent neighborhood with my pesky dog, when she stopped to … Continue reading
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If we never judged a book by its cover, how would we know what to read? This question has been frothing in my brain for a few days now, so I did an image search and never imagined how funny the results could be. I’m about to take y’all on a awkwardly hilarious journey, so strap … Continue reading
I work a shitty job by choice. My IQ isn’t genius level, but it’s above average. Yet, I work in a cafe. I wear an ugly green shirt, and a baseball cap, so people probably view me as ‘simple’. I loved my former job but it consumed me. I made good money, but wasn’t satisfied … Continue reading
Image credit 4ever.eu.com The official Groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, has declared an early Spring for us. That seems about right, because last week we were iced-in, and this week it’s been 70 and sunny. Much like Santa, Phil has helpers, who are basically the equivalent of Mall Santas. Some are good, some are okay, and … Continue reading
