The Trouble With Tattoos

I guess you could say I’m “heavily tattooed”. I really don’t know what that term means nowadays, because tattoos seem to be the “norm”. Most of my left arm is inked, and I do have an unfortunate “tramp stamp” that is more stampie than trampy. I’ll leave you guessing on that one. It’s been about … Continue reading →

No One Spoke

Originally posted on Storyshucker:
Friends and I enjoyed sun, sand, and surf with other beachgoers on a recent Saturday. Sitting slathered in sticky sunscreen beneath our umbrellas, we pointlessly brushed sand from our legs as we discussed evening plans. The seagulls overhead laughed louder than the swimmers splashing in nearby waves while those of us…

Epic Beauty Haul: $0 Yves Saint Laurent

Originally posted on Do It Herself:
Complimentary YSL product via influenster for testing purposes. At this time of the month, I’d typically be reviewing my ipsy glam bag. The problem is, I didn’t get one. I got a package alright, but it was empty. A replacement is on the way. I’m usually so excited to…

B**ch , Please!

Am I proud of what I’m about to share with you? No. Am I gonna share it with you anyway? Yes, yes I am. Maybe my confession will work as some type of penance for my ultra-bitchy behavior yesterday. Probably not, but I’ll give it a shot anyway. I’ll preface this by saying that my … Continue reading →

Scratching The Creative Itch

I’ve been itching for over a decade now. No, I don’t have bedbugs. Yes, I’m std free. What’s been itching me like a wool sweater on a hot summer’s day, is 1 bag of leather scraps and a leather punch. I’ve been meaning to get around to creating something for a long time. A few … Continue reading →

But I have to pee: Don’t go in the water

I remember the days of boogie boarding and catching waves. I love the ocean. I love the beach. I love how the salt and sand gets locked in your hair and creates effortless beach curls. I hate sharks. I hate that they can see me, when I can’t see them. I hate that my legs … Continue reading →