What do the Stones and a giant orange-headed baby have in common? Abso-fucking-lutely nothing! And that’s why they’ve asked the TrumpMonster to quit playing their music at his rallies. I know it’s a small victory and that I’m cursing a lot, but let me also add, Suck it Scrooge McFuck! I didn’t need another … Continue reading
Flashback to 1985. Ghostbusters was the blockbuster movie of the previous year and three sisters were primed for a roller-skating adventure. But there was something strange in the neighborhood… If you’re a millennial, you might think the strange thing is the fact that a 5 year old was being baby-sat by her … Continue reading
One Red Balloon Mom gives her daughter some news: “Here’s the good news Katie; we found your balloon”. “Here’s the bad news Katie; we found your balloon”. Photo taken in a Kroger grocery store parking lot, which is also apparently, the place where childhood dreams go to die. Shadows From The Blinds In My Bathroom … Continue reading
Sometimes I’m such a girl, that I think my ovaries have ovaries. The game Grand Theft Auto came out around the time that my nephews were toddling. Before they were old enough to wipe their own butts, their winner of a dad (who spent most of their lives in prison) was teaching them how to … Continue reading
No one wants to be typical and being stereotypical is a thirteen letter four letter word. Many Americans are shining examples of fitness and I applaud those individuals (while slightly despising them).Despite those worthy examples, America is known far and wide for cheeseburger and soda consumption. In fact, in Finnish schools there is a portion … Continue reading
A few weeks back a certain female celebrity gave an interview and it was met with both outrage and support. I have unsuccessfully searched for the full interview but the few snippets I found didn’t offend me in the least. She expressed that when she has kids she’d like to be able to stay home … Continue reading
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