So,these things happened today… Freaky Friday story #1: I was on the last leg of my 11 hour work-day,when my co-worker answered a call from her confused husband, who was driving to pick her up. He was lost, and I was running on fumes from the only thing I’d eaten all day ( a … Continue reading
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Clomp-Clomp Strikes Again
If you wake me up in the middle of the night, when I have to report to work the next morning, be prepared for full-on, maniacal rage. I’m not talking about “oh look, the puppy is so cute when she’s mad” anger. I’m talking about “hide your kids, hide your wife”, this-girl-is-scary, kind of rage. … Continue reading
Sunday In The South: Photos
One Red Balloon Mom gives her daughter some news: “Here’s the good news Katie; we found your balloon”. “Here’s the bad news Katie; we found your balloon”. Photo taken in a Kroger grocery store parking lot, which is also apparently, the place where childhood dreams go to die. Shadows From The Blinds In My Bathroom … Continue reading
Sex In A Submarine
I miss my 20 year old ass. What I don’t miss is being in my 20’s and making an ass out of myself. Youth isn’t wasted on the young, but countless brain cells are. The good news is, if I should ever desire to upgrade my booty, I can purchase one for the low, low … Continue reading
Irksome Little Things
We’re all writers here, so it’s natural to assume we’re hyper-aware of our surroundings. I know it’s not ‘polite to stare’ but I just can’t help myself. My partner busts me on this nasty little habit daily. I observe everything…because I do. Real life is irksome but what gets me is the movies. I am … Continue reading
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