I hope y’all (you guys) had a great Sunday. Here’s a little photo journey of how I spent mine ,in and around Raleigh, NC. This photo only depicts half of the rows we had to pick from, which is why I was getting annoyed with Derek, every time I looked up and saw … Continue reading
What do the Stones and a giant orange-headed baby have in common? Abso-fucking-lutely nothing! And that’s why they’ve asked the TrumpMonster to quit playing their music at his rallies. I know it’s a small victory and that I’m cursing a lot, but let me also add, Suck it Scrooge McFuck! I didn’t need another … Continue reading
It’s about to get all kinds of nerdy up in here! Tomorrow is ComicCon and I’m reluctantly attending. Derek’s “Man-date” with his best friend since 7th grade fell-through and because there are few things sadder than a 40+ year old man attending ComicCon alone, I’m his backup date. I’d rather be thrifting or attending … Continue reading
Just some fun videos for y’all! I never realized how many exclamation points I use until now! Oh well!!!!! 🤓🙄🐶🍕🍪 Speaking of bad neighbors… This is a hilarious documentary style short: “Everyone’s Upstairs Neighbors” http://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU And then there’s Sid the Beagle/ cutest dog ever! http://youtu.be/EDwyQX01dXk I hope everyone’s having a great weekend!!!!!!! Continue reading
This is not a story about those great tits, but damn, Sophia Vergara! Image credit: imagechan.com This is a story about a recent scientific discovery/ birds who can communicate in phrases. These birds happen to be named Great Tits. If I were a scientific journalist, I’d be obliged to report just the facts without … Continue reading
As soon as our plane touched earth in Hawaii, Derek and I were ushered towards an adventure package we hadn’t signed up for. We climbed a treacherous path of spinach-green craggy hills that overlooked a cerulean blue lagoon. Fossils were imbedded in the rocks that jutted out on our left, and as we passed each … Continue reading
Swearing wasn’t just taboo in my home, it was also a great money-making opportunity! I’ve mentioned that I come from a long line of entrepreneurs, and I think this might be what lit that fire in me. My dad had a potty mouth that rivaled the string of smut that flowed from the dad … Continue reading
Image credit:http://hdwallpapersstock.blogspot.com/2011/12/penguin-wallpapers.html This tale isn’t about Penguins at all, but it is about animals who mate for life. My two top-commenters are vegetarians, so they’d definitely say no to the query. Hi, Marissa! Hi, Paola! Just the other day, I was walking through an affluent neighborhood with my pesky dog, when she stopped to … Continue reading
If we never judged a book by its cover, how would we know what to read? This question has been frothing in my brain for a few days now, so I did an image search and never imagined how funny the results could be. I’m about to take y’all on a awkwardly hilarious journey, so strap … Continue reading
I work a shitty job by choice. My IQ isn’t genius level, but it’s above average. Yet, I work in a cafe. I wear an ugly green shirt, and a baseball cap, so people probably view me as ‘simple’. I loved my former job but it consumed me. I made good money, but wasn’t satisfied … Continue reading
