I’d be a bad blogger if I left out the juicy and tawdry bits. It is my duty to report all of the facts ma’am or sir!
No booze were involved. The punch was not spiked and the nog consisted of just egg and nog…or whatever goes into Eggnog sans booze.
I was standing in the kitchen by my common-law- sister-in-law when my common-law husband made an announcement (we’re married but we’re not-keep up people). His face was beet-red as he apologized to Rachel for “patting her on the ass”. He just wanted to clear the air, and let the record state that he thought he was patting my ass.
Rachel was a champ and many perv jokes ensued at Derek’s expense. His snafu brought merriment to us all!
Upon saying goodbye, Rachel suggested that she should give Derek’s ass a tap. An eye for an eye and an ass for an ass.
All I could say was “good game”!
This guy again!